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The Houston Texans are sneakily becoming the hottest team in the NFL, The Texans bandwagon is quite roomy, with drink service and free nachos let. I am new here and to Texans fandom. organization have turned their backs on their fans and the city that embraced them for so long. Ultimate Houston Texans Fan Quiz. 1. When did the Houston Texans join the NFL as the youngest team to date? a. b. c. d. Correct!.

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Imagine yourself some kind of powerful cattleman who applicatioj been a booster of the team since its inception. Pretend it was your sizeable donation that pays for the fireworks when the team rushes the field…OR that your Crown Royal tab from the first two seasons at Reliant Stadium paid for the new weight room and two whirlpools…remember, no line of BS is too bold, this is TEXAS!


Get to know Texans history! Feel free to bag on David Carr. He made horrible passes…threw so many interceptions he qualified as a punter…took sacks like a statue…etc. Pick a favorite current player.

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Look at the Texans remaining schedule, research and prepare an argument why they can beat everyone left and go undefeated all the way to the Super Bowl. Pick up every available Texan you possibly can in your fantasy football league. Bet on the Texans to win or at least cover all the remaining games of the year.

Come on, look at the early line favoring the Colts by 9!!

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Are you shitting me?? That is a slap in the face of every applicatoon woman and child in the state of Texas, those greasy bookies in Vegas will pay for their disrespect!! Go big or go home!

Did you order a personalized Houston Texans jersey from nflshop. Well JFC buddy, get on that mess right now!! Accept Coach Kubiak into your heart as your own personal Dr. Phil and life coach. Send him hand written notes with questions about your life and spiritual journey. Bndwagon his wisdom and tough love chase your inner puss-puss running and screaming from your body.


Expunge your soul of all allegiances to any other NFL team and commit yourself to the Texans like a shaolin monk. You are a Texan. Reliant Stadium is your Vatican.

BBQ and Shiner Bock are your new blood and water! Last one on the bus has to clean up after Toro! I’m the man who ran Dom Capers outta town.

Jumping on the Texans bandwagon

I don’t stink, my pits are fresh as a daisy. Please give me an excuse to legally shoot you. If the minivan is rocking Toro Times 2 years NFL power ranking: Post first free agency moves. Bleacher Report 2 years J. View all Fantasy Football Sites. Post first free agency moves by Randy Gurzi.