Mommy-to-be and Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is at it again. Today her third(!) book, Gorilla Beach, hits shelves. Simultaneously. In fact, gorillas are just what Snooki calls big tanned dudes on steroids, so Gorilla Beach is just a beach with buff guidos on it. And this is just a. “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Gallery Books pages, $ As I was climbing onto the elliptical machine at the gym with this book.
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Gorilla Beach by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Designed using Dispatch WordPress Theme. Please email webmaster fantasticfiction. And this is just a book about two guidettes on a mission to bang them. May 22, Debby W rated it really liked it.
Snooki’s new novel ‘Gorilla Beach’: I read it so you don’t have to!
She did it again! I say congratulations, Koko. I have to say, however, so far it’s more beacu than a lot of the other stinkers I’ve read lately. Any reader has to go in with the proper expectations and an open mind. Jan 01, Meg rated it it was amazing.
Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is besch pimp out Gia’s psychic gifts at the roulette tables. Jun 24, Emma rated it did not like it. They even hire Juan, the Puerto-Rican rickshaw driver, as a security guard.
Go get this book right now.
What kind of story appears in your mind when you hear the title Gorilla Beach? Jun 25, Lindsey rated it really liked it Shelves: With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. This time, the house isn’t going to win.
Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Don’t laugh at me for reading this Things get hairy and they lose it all — the friends and the money! Oct 09, Maureen rated it liked it Shelves: Bella snags a pale but talented boardwalk artist, Gia hooks up with godilla high-stakes poker hottie, and with Gia’s coaching, Fredo just might have a chance at becoming a certified juicehead.
Leave it to Snooki to keep the Seaside Heights party going!
Snooki’s new novel ‘Gorilla Beach’: I read it so you don’t have to! |
I loved this book it was so good I wish she would have written a 3rd book I highly recommend this book it was really good and you won’t be sorry when you read this book. And the nerdy character even learns to be less nerdy! I still loved Gia and Bella’s adventures but I wasn’t snnooki into the story. They are really funny with outrageous stories that would only snooi in Snooki’s mind.
#72 – “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
It is definitely a read at home book as I’d be embarrassed to be seen in public with it. Everything about gori,la spray-tanned 0dyssey screams George Lucas: But you know what?
Or, at least, a gorilla-in-training. Like something out of a George Lucas cinematic re-release, these kinds of zany freaks are shoehorned in to make the guido-verse feel more like a living and breathing place than the narrative provides. Hardcoverpages. And tons of poop jokes. It took me about a week to read. Just take a look at some of the chapter titles:. Jun 25, Michelle rated it it was ok.
Again, any fan of the show basically will see past episodes described in this book, just like the last one! Jul 14, Erin Kelly rated it liked it. Refresh and try again.
I didn’t know Snookie wrote a book let alone three, until I had time to kill at Walmart. I think Snooki should end her books thier.